“Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that’s been taught to walk on its hind legs? ‘Cause that’s not cheek, Dud, that’s true.”

Harry, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 1

“Not as stupid as you look, are you, Dud? But I s’pose, if you were, you wouldn’t be able to walk and talk at the same time.”

Harry, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 1

“This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”

Harry, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 1

“Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn’t know Dumbledore? But come on – I’ll be no help if they come back, I’ve never so much as Transfigured a teabag.”

Mrs Figg, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 2

“OWLS! OWLS AGAIN! I WILL NOT HAVE ANY MORE OWLS IN MY HOUSE!”

Vernon Dursley, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 2

Ministry of Magic? People like you in government? Oh, this explains everything, everything, no wonder the country’s going to the dogs.”

Vernon Dursley, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 2

Remember my last, Petunia.

Dumbledore [Howler], Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 2

“Ah well … wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? OK, let’s go.”

Tonks, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 3

“You don’t want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it out. There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn’t hear you.”

Fred, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 4

“Time is Galleons, little brother.”

Fred, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 4

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