“I love hearing Mum shouting at someone else, it makes such a nice change.”

Fred Weasley, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 6

Molly: “I don’t believe it! I don’t believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That’s everyone in the family!”
George: “What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?”

Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 9

“You don’t mind if we don’t kiss you, do you, Ron?”

Fred Weasley, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 9

“”E” for “Exceeds Expectations”. And I’ve always thought Fred and I should’ve got “E” in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.”

George Weasley, Order of the Phoenix, Ch. 15

“We’re off to the village, there’s a very pretty girl working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks are something marvellous … almost like real magic …”

George Weasley, Half-Blood Prince, Ch. 16

“Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we’re washing our own socks.”

George Weasley, Half-Blood Prince, Ch. 16

Molly: “How do you feel, Georgie?”
George: “Saint-like”
Fred: “What’s wrong with him? Is his mind affected?”
George: “Saint-like. You see … I’m holey. Holey, Fred, geddit?”
Fred: “Pathetic. Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holey?”

Deathly Hallows, Ch. 5

“When I get married, I won’t bother with any of this nonsense. You can all wear what you like, and I’ll put a full Body-Bind Curse on Mum until it’s over.”

Fred Weasley, Deathly Hallows, Ch. 8

“So, people, let’s try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a Basilisk, listeners. One simple test: check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.”

Fred, Deathly Hallows, Ch. 22

“Well, we do look to our prefects to take a lead at time such as these. Now let’s get upstairs and fight, or all the good Death Eaters’ll be taken.”

George Weasley, Deathly Hallows, Ch. 30

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